Colonel Crispy’s Corner

I was bored and went to wwe’s website and apparently Jeff Hardy was found unconscious(?!) in a hotel this morning. Personally I laughed my ass off. Because I assume this is part of some storyline. But they had to know that people would immediately think “drugs.” And that made me laugh. If it’s not a ploy and an actual OD or something then I’ll feel bad. And I really liked the new Psycho Hardy angle.

Anyway, after Survivor Series I’ll write my review for it. Not much to look forward to really.

The Jesus of wrestling himself, John Cena, will be making his return after being gone for like what, a week?

God they play too many damn promos for him.

You know what I think, and this is probably just bullshit, but a theory nonetheless.

I don’t think Cena even got hurt. I mean you don’t come back from a serious neck injury that fast unless:

a) The extent of the injury was exaggerated. (Probably)

b) They had no stories for His Holiness at the moment and decided to work a return from injury angle. (Could happen)

or c) You really are Jesus. (Maybe? Who knows)

Whatever. He’ll win and Jericho’ll get a rematch at Armageddon and lose. Then Batista and Cena will go at it at Royal Rumble. Cena probably wins cause Batista won last time and Cena’ll be on a huge roll.

I know it’s early but my Rumble winner guess is: CM Punk. He won MiTB and WH Championship this year and they’ll want a big push for him. Him or Orton.

That’s just my guess.

Again though, if the Jeff Hardy thing’s real (which is as likely as it’s unlikely), I’d sincerely feel bad.

One last thing: Is that the best picture they could find of him for the article? I mean really.

BYE-EEEE!