Colonel Crispy's Corner

TLC?!

colonelcrispy — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:15:20 +0000

So I forgot to review Survivor Series. Things come up. But now that Edge is champion and most likely “responsible” for Jeff’s “dissapearance” I thought “what would be better than Edge vs. Jeff Hardy (Psycho Hardy of course) in a TLC match?”

The innovators of TLC one on one?! Great match. I doubt it’ll happen but maybe if I wish really hard or click my heels or something it might just be a possiblity…

Okay, probably not. But I can hope, right?

To Love-Ru

colonelcrispy — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:30:03 +0000

So I just finished watching the anime series To Love-Ru and I’m kinda pissed. I hate when animes (or any show actually) don’t have a satisfying ending. I’ve heard some talk about a second season but it’s just talk as far as I know.

What they should’ve done was have Rito choose either Lala or Haruna. But then they should’ve released an alternate ending where he chooses the other. Like Clannad did with its “Another World” episode.

Also, about that, they should’ve made an alternate for all the main girls, not just Tomoyo. But they probably only had a certain amount of episodes they were allowed to run.

Eh, I still think they should do it and make it a DVD special feature.

Sayonara!

Jeff Hardy Found Unconscious?!

colonelcrispy — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:47:11 +0000

I was bored and went to wwe’s website and apparently Jeff Hardy was found unconscious(?!) in a hotel this morning. Personally I laughed my ass off. Because I assume this is part of some storyline. But they had to know that people would immediately think “drugs.” And that made me laugh. If it’s not a ploy and an actual OD or something then I’ll feel bad. And I really liked the new Psycho Hardy angle.

Anyway, after Survivor Series I’ll write my review for it. Not much to look forward to really.

The Jesus of wrestling himself, John Cena, will be making his return after being gone for like what, a week?

God they play too many damn promos for him.

You know what I think, and this is probably just bullshit, but a theory nonetheless.

I don’t think Cena even got hurt. I mean you don’t come back from a serious neck injury that fast unless:

a) The extent of the injury was exaggerated. (Probably)

b) They had no stories for His Holiness at the moment and decided to work a return from injury angle. (Could happen)

or c) You really are Jesus. (Maybe? Who knows)

Whatever. He’ll win and Jericho’ll get a rematch at Armageddon and lose. Then Batista and Cena will go at it at Royal Rumble. Cena probably wins cause Batista won last time and Cena’ll be on a huge roll.

I know it’s early but my Rumble winner guess is: CM Punk. He won MiTB and WH Championship this year and they’ll want a big push for him. Him or Orton.

That’s just my guess.

Again though, if the Jeff Hardy thing’s real (which is as likely as it’s unlikely), I’d sincerely feel bad.

One last thing: Is that the best picture they could find of him for the article? I mean really.

BYE-EEEE!

Intro

colonelcrispy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:17:53 +0000

So yeah. I started this thing after reading a few blogs and thinking ‘this is shit but people read it. Why don’t I make my own shitty blog and see if people read it?’

But it doesn’t matter if you do or not. It’s not like these get shut down for not having enough readers like on tv. That’d be more fun but suck for uninteresting people like me.

Maybe you wonder why ‘Colone Crispy?’ I dunno. It made me laugh. Also I was eating KFC while watching the movie ‘Clue.’ Yeah, they DID make a movie of it. I guess colonel could come from either source but whatever.

What will be the conent of my corner? Well I guess I’ll take about whatever strikes me. I’ll probably talk about anime a lot because it’s something I like. Also I’ll talk about shows and movies and maybe music. Just know that I have no extensive knowledge on anything. But that’s what makes an opinion an opinion.

Uhhhhhhh……..

That’s all.